So what, then, do we buy for our geeks? Thinkgeek.com will hook you up. You wouldn't believe the possibilities out there...
For the Music Geek: T-shirts you can play!
Yes, you can actually buy a Stargate! Or, a more reasonably priced Enterprise pizza cutter.
And for the computer geek:
The PEBKAC shirt (ask any support guy and he'll tell you), and the Etch A Sketch ipad case.
Coming up next... Geeky crafts... stay tuned!